*Official Promotion Terms & Conditions
NO OFFICIAL OFFER LETTER NECESSARY TO ENTER OR WIN. GRANTING EVA SCHNEIDER AN INTERVIEW WILL NOT INCREASE YOUR CHANCES OF WINNING. (But that would be really cool and super appreciated.)
1. Eligibility
The Promotion is open only to advertising/marketing agencies or in-house brand professionals of the 50 United States and the District of Columbia, who are at least eighteen (18) years of age (or the age of majority in their state of residence) at the time of entry. Colleagues, 1st & 2nd LinkedIn Connections, and really anyone who knows anyone hiring are eligible to participate.
2. Promotion Period
The Promotion begins on today’s date at whatever time it is and ends on whatever date Eva R Schneider officially signs an offer letter. Sponsor’s computer, and not her sleep-deprived brain, is the official time-keeping device for the Promotion.
3. How to Enter
Eligible individuals can enter the Promotion by completing all of the required steps, which include, but are not limited to: SIMPLY ALLOWING ME TO COME IN FOR A WEEK AND SHOW YOU WHAT I’M CAPABLE OF.
4. Prize(s) and Approximate Retail Value (ARV)
There will be 40 hours of work awarded. The prize(s) consist(s) of brainstorming, creative concepts, campaign write ups, manifestos, scripts, OOH, experiential, social ideas, really whatever client and/or brand team needs. The Approximate Retail Value (ARV) of all prizes is $5,000.00 USD.
5. Winner Selection and Notification
Potential winner(s) don’t really exist because this isn’t your grandmother’s promotion. Winners will not be selected in a random drawing. Instead, on or about today’s date, just contact me and ask for a trial week. Odds of winning do not depend on the number of eligible entries received because, see above. If a potential winner cannot be reached, fails to claim the prize within 48 hours of notification, or fails to sign and return any required releases, nothing adverse will happen. Because Eva R Schneider is pretty much at the mercy of you and will be at the agency bright and early and with bells on. Just say the word.
6. Publicity & Use of Personal Information
By entering, and to the extent permitted by law, entrants grant the Sponsor the right to use their name, likeness, and image in a LinkedIn post bragging about how awesome the agency is, how nice the teams are, and how amazing the work was/will be once executed.
7. General Conditions
Sponsor agrees to sign an NDS but reserves the right to cancel, suspend, or modify the Promotion if she is ghosted by participating agency.
Sponsor is not responsible for a certain 3-yr-old child who may pop up once on a Zoom or Teams Meeting. Hybrid work schedule, amirite?!
8. Release and Limitations of Liability
By participating, entrants agree to “put in a good word” for Eva R Schneider for any work that elicits a kudos from a client or new business secured from pitch work.
9. Agreements
Entrants agree that the fun, memories, and causes of glee arising out of or connected with this Promotion shall be celebrated individually or together with members of the team at a bar after hours and/or at leisure at the agency’s discretion.
10. Sponsor
The Sponsor of this Promotion is Eva R Schneider, Copywriter, Creative Director, “Yes, …and” 'er This Promotion is in no way sponsored, endorsed, administered by, or associated with LinkedIn, Instagram, Meta, or X.